· Hooked on The Net ·

ŠPea You know you've been on the internet too long when..
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in them
Your daydreaming is resumed to getting a faster Internet connection: DSL, T1, T3.
You turn off your modem with an awful empty feeling
You begin every conversation with "i have read on the net that.."
All your friends have an @ in their names
Your cat has its own web site
You cant call your mother.. she doesn't have a modem
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box
You remember all your Internet passwords but not your significant other's birthday
You have more toys than all your kids put together
You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse
You look for a shut down screen menu to turn off your TV
Your IQ number is larger than your weight
Your wristwatch has more buttons than your telephone
You buy your fiance's engagement ring online
You use your computer to update your monthly checkbook and credit cards balance
You do your taxes online
You do all your research on the Internet
You think that everybody who does not know the meaning of RAM, CPU or BIOS is ignorant
All your friends and neighbours consider you the resident computer expert
You visit the grocery store to overclock the cash registers
You start talking to your computer as you would your favorite pet
You think surfing is something you do on dry land
Santa delivers your presents to the Computer Room

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